airsofts lighter side

[maverick]

DURING AN AIRSOFT GAME OUTDOORS

Mask Down!!!

"...psssst...asan ka?"

"dito sa tabi mo loko...di mo ko makita kse nakadapa ako..."

"aray!aray!tsaket namin netong tinik!"

"Pssst...wag ka maingay..ayan na sila"

"ha?asan?di ko makita!"

(sa malakas na boses)T***A!putukan mo! nasa likod mo!

(ping!showt!pwak!tsing!papapapapapaak!brrrrrrrbbbbb!-sound epek yan oy.)

Takbo sa likod ng puno ng niyog

"putik sakit na ng tuhod ko syet!"

"Uuups!huh!me sniper...isa isa ang putok...(dapa si loko)

Pak!Pik!

"nak ng tsonggo..tinamaan ako..HIT! Hit ako!" (sabay taas ng baril)

"pare, tinamaan si...ilan na lang tayo"

(senyas sa kamay)"tatlo na lang tayo"

"...takbuhin natin yung flag...cover fire kayo"

"sige"

(takbo si loko.Walang covering fire dahil ubos na sa pellets ang kasama-trigger happy ba)

"Aray ko!sinong bumaril sakin?sino?!!!Bat ala akong covering fire!bakiT!!!mga T***Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

"hehehe!"(tawa tawa si sniper)

Biglang me tumama sa likod nya.

"Huh!Me tao sa likod ko.anak ng...na flanking ako..."

pppppraaaak! (sound epek ng M4)

("tinamaan ako pero di nya kita bala nya kse itim heheh")

"Hoy!Zombie ka! tinamaan ka na dapat paktay ka na!"

"Hindi oy!"

"sige na nga...hmp!"

pasok si Umpire

"Gaaaaaaaaame Obeeeer!!!"

"araaaay!"

"Baket?"

"ang sakit ng kagat ng langgam dun sa dinapaan koooooh!Aray!"


PS:
(ito ba ay tutuong nangyayari o isang kathang isip lamang??}

[maverick]

tawa naman kayo jan...puro kayo seryoso sa site na to.

This thread is for those funny moments in airsoft that gets even funnier when the story is told over and over again, sometimes, veering away from the truth and going nearer to fiction.(walang kokontra) Hehehehehe!

note: this post was already posted on my blog before i copied it in here...

dheotabor.blogs.friendster.com/thundering_echoes

[blueforce]

from what i heard after the game, looks like it's TRUE! or should we say. it happens every game. there are those that never knew what really happened during the firefight , too engrossed in his own fire and movement, too focused...

hey, but it's FUN!

[blueforce]

An Long, Tram Chim District, Republic of Antipolo
1430H17JUN07

THERE I WAS,... my lonesome self manning the advance listening post to signal my team when the OPFORS entered the killing zone. My concealment was perfect but I am in total discomfort. The frenzied activity of prepping the ambush and the fighting positions was followed by long minutes of lying in dirt and grass. My ordeal was made worse by the heat and the bugs that populated my position. But uncomfortable as this was, it did not compare to the annoyance of my freaking bladder, full and ready to go. Since it was taking the OPFORS a long time to appear, I decided to relieve myself. Unknown to me, two OPFOR advance scout/sniper heard the velcro tape craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkk when I let go of my belt. To make the story short, I died in An Long, Tram Chim, ... WITH MY PECKER STICKING OUT!

WHAT A GREAT SHAME!

[dio]

Oh my...